Sunday, October 12, 2008
Ahhh Errr Hmmm
So, today was our primary presentation which in and of itself ... just run of the mill chaos. I however, was blessed by just a hint more of "excitement" or embarrassment depending on which philosophy you subscribe to. To begin with, I had to drag B-Man out of bed which is NEVER a pleasant experience. He is not a morning person to say the very least. So after I'd drug him out of bed with the promise that he got to speak into the mic at church today we headed off to church (after I'd dressed and fed him of course). Because he was as of yet still not quite awake when we got to church he curled up onto my lap once we were seated on the stand. He flipped this way, that way trying, I guess, to get comfortable and stay warm. Eventually he woke up enough to want off my lap, so I scooted him over to the seat beside me and relaxed in my own seat. Only to discover that B-Man had managed to unbutton all my buttons down to my waist. *Gulp* I tried to be casual about it. Tried not to feel my face burning bright enough to light a house on fire. What do you do? Furiously button up your shirt hoping no one noticed? Grab quickly at both sides ... hoping no one noticed? Leisurely rebutton pretending it's no big deal ... hoping no one notices? WHILE THE WHOLE CONGREGATION SITS IN FRONT OF YOU POSSIBLY OGLING YOUR "UNDER GEAR"?!?!?!? I went with the last option... slightly angled inward. Though that option possibly wasn't any better as there is a Brother that teaches in our primary that was directly that way. *gasp* Eh. Flash one guy or a congregation full of people. That shirt no longer exists in my wardrobe. It has been banished to the out regions of Sally Ann. Good riddance.