Abraham Lincoln

As stated in the previous post, the first grade at Ms. R's school has been learning about presidents. They have been sucking up words and facts that are astounding and sometimes funny.

Here are a few of her answers (letter for letter) on the "Abraham Lincoln Test"
Where was Abe born? Kentuckety

Who did Abe marry? Marty Odd (Mary Todd)
How did Abe die? Someone got mad and shot him
What did Abe do that was very important while he was president? Abraham Lincoln is sometimes called the Great Emancipator or the Queen.
... I think she meant "Champion" and not "Queen". But heck, knowing her, probably not.