Who the ... WHAT THE!?!?!

Keywords cropped up this week that either tickle me or leave me slightly mystified:

Krista slave in love ... I typed this into Google myself and after scrolling through 6 pages and didn't find me directly who ever used this and got to me, must have been very determined. I hope you found what you were looking for. Cause it sure ain't me!

blue jays vs my back yard ... and my backyard won! Well, at least dismantling the nest they had built in my light fixture made me the winner. My son can once again play in the backyard without being terrorized

Christmas flowers ... I am at a loss. As I would say to Court, "Reh?"

spot o kristovi ... who are you, Kristovi, and can we become friends on the "spot"?

Troy Aikman Mormon ... I'm sorry, Troy, I didn't mean to further the speculation. Just so you know, I'd never put the two of you together. Anywhere but my dreams.
I hope my sleeping brain (I know there is a scientific word for it, but I'm finding I cannot remember how to spell it for the life of me. And spell check is no help because apparently I'm not even in the ball park) picks some hot sports guy next time ... like ... well hell, I can't think of any in particular but I'm sure there are those that I would find very ...
Nevermind.
I'm not talking about that anymore.